...thats right, I admit it I have it bad for(I'm going to give him a fake name) Fred*, I admit it I REALLY LIKE AM CRUSHING ON FRED* ... a little bit

But what about Mr Cute? (not like I have a chance with either of them). My friend thinks that I like him (Fred*) and that he likes me but I don't see how. She reads far too many cheesy romance novels and has watched one too many chick flicks! Real life doesn't work like that.

This is what happened:

*Fred kicks me*

"Hey! thats the thanx I get for trying to be nice to you!"

"Yeah well I missed you..." *trails off*

"aww you missed me?" *coos like a baby*

"yeah...well...I mean in maths" *goes to shove me I grab and twist his hand*

"ow, ow, forgive! Forgive!" *latches his hand on mine*

"let go"

"no you let go"

*5 mins later *

"one...two...three" *both let go*

"later loser"

"later chipmunk"

when I tell my over-romantic mate she says "aww he's clever." Anyone tell me what that means? or can they at least explain what they make of mine and Fred's* little conversation?

Something Silly: Why do we milk cows but not humans?